She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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