she smelled like a LAN party
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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