my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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