I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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