I'm going to jail i love you
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I am naked and annoyed.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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