Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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