No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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