i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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