i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
