She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
