break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm too high and old for this...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
