His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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