Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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