Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You dont lie about slip and slides
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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