you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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