Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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