she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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