Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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