Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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