i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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