Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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