what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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