Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Duck Duck Cougar?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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