How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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