Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Are we still banned from the library?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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