Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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