There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
what day is it and did you see me today?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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