Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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