question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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