but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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