also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ketchup is God's man juice
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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