I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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