Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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