So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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