Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You can't special order awesome
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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