chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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