Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
send nudes
from the living room?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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