Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
