with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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