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this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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