i don't like sucking hair
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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