When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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