Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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