Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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