Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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