oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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