he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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