No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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