question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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