I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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