Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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