Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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