it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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