Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Everclear isn't food dammit
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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