i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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