is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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