i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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